Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Because a picture is worth a thousand words?

[Nanga Fakir had predicted this way back last year during the dream run of Rakhi ka Swayamwar and Sach ka Samna (see Girl Power, Moment of Zen and Sympathy for Lady Vengeance). He'd expected an Indian Jerry Springer Show to emerge but not a union of the same and Judge Judy hosted by the lady herself!]

[The great Greatbong has covered the story in detail. Do read him. Here's the link.]


Statement of Purpose:

भई लाइफ में टांग खींचने वाले बहुत होते हैं,
लेकिन हाथ पकड़ने वाले बहुत कम.
दोका (sic) देने वाले बहुत होते हैं,
लेकिन मौका देने वाले बहुत कम.

...गज़ब भारत की अजब कहानियां मैं आप तक पहुँचाऊँगी.

(Loose translation for the Hindi disabled follows.)

Brother there are many in life who pull your leg,
But those who hold your hand - very few.
Many who betray,
But those who give (you) a chance - very few.

...I will bring Incredible India's wondrous stories to you.

...When the plaintiff gets overwhelmed by her emotions and spontaneously walks out, delivers a soliloquy Shakespearean actors would be proud of, bares her heart open and expounds on the love between brothers and sisters; sisters and sisters and other assorted permutations and combinations thereof.

...An outraged audience auntie condemns the loose morals and rampant lying much in the spirit of Hugo Chavez decrying American imperialism.

...A shocked Rakhi Sawant after hearing the plaintiff swear on the holy Quran. Note the black and white background - a subtle nod to the black and white basis vectors that span(m?) the human nature vector space and give us such heartwarming TV shows that give us these naughty little peeks into the awwwing cuteness within.

...The maulvi saying he doesn't condone beating of children in madrassas. (Read: We don't have no sex with supple young boys in here.)

...The audience thirsty for blood.

...Dude says WTF?

[A little back story: Plaintiff claims dude is 'practically' a brother. Dude says "Totally". Rakhi Sawant exposes their lies by broadcasting their porn video (yes!). Turns out it was brothership with privileges. The audience wants blood. Dude says WTF.]

The only recourse now left to these two lovers is to marry. It comes in handy that the couple is Muslim and that the Dude has only one previous wife and just four other children. The maulvi blesses the couple and everyone lives happily ever after.

Which brings us back to this random Surd in the picture who gets up and sings praises of god whose presence was proven by this little romantic escapade undertaken by the couple. (Don't ask how. The dude is a Surd.)

And Nanga Fakir wipes his tears.


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Siddhartha Joshi said...

hahahahaha...i guess i need to see this asap!

Shishir said...

Second last pic (the bearded dude in black-and white). The guy looks like Steven Kumar.

Probably taken from his mug shot :D

Nanga Fakir said...


Didn't see that coming at all!