Saturday, October 11, 2008

WTF?

A lumbering, heavy feeling weighed Ghongha down, and he dragged his feet under the weight of that fat Python of Dejection. The Korean restaurant ahead beckoned him with promises of exotic dishes, beautiful waitresses and quaint English accents. He crawled towards Seoul's Soul.

The menu was in Engrish. The names of the dishes seemed to be in Martian. And from the girls who worked there as waitresses, he could as well have been in Paradise.

“Why don't you order a live octopus and tear it off savagely? Just like Oh Daesu in Oldboy? The cute waitress will locate the obvious symbolism in the act. And then you can cast me off...Besides, it's a long time since I had an octopus.”, the fat python hissed amicably and lazily crawled inside Ghongha's shirt.

But Ghongha had long since learned not to take the Python's advice seriously. He ordered the standard full course Hanjeongsik and quietly sat down to eat. The waitress was back again to check on him.

“Do you need a fuck?”, she asked him solicitously, full of unfeigned concern.

“Boy did you get lucky!”, whispered the Python and slid underneath languorously. “Looks like it's time for me to leave you for a while”, he added as an afterthought and flashed his fangs in a wide yawn.

Ghongha looked at the girl in bafflement. She was young, perhaps younger than him, slim and beautiful. She wore a casual, loose T shirt and jeans and wore no make up. Her long, straight, somewhat unkempt hair fell over her shoulders bewitchingly. She smiled at our hero and asked again deferentially, “So...do you need one?”.

Ghongha didn't know what to say. He felt the Python's iron grip in his heart tightening even further. Words escaped him and he could not understand anything anymore.

“Relax kid. You're gonna blow this away.” (Hiss...hiss).

“Fine, I'll leave you two to enjoy. She's a sweet girl. I like her. You probably need it too.”, he chuckled wryly and relaxed his grip on Ghongha, slid down his body and began crawling on the floor of the restaurant.

A gentle, grateful smile slowly spread across Ghongha's lips and he nodded shyly to the girl. She smiled her warm, sunny smile and said in her cute accent, “I'll be back shortly”.

And came back soon enough with a spring in her step and joy in her face.

“Here you go”, she said and left again.

Ghongha eyed the fork on the table in crushed bewilderment.

“Shouldn't have left your side at all”, laughed the Python maliciously and leapt back towards Ghongha's table.

12 comments:

Shankz said...

Hahahahahaha....
Super good one andy...
and bhai mere..thanks a lot for the song, Ganja babe...!!! loved it...!!

Nanga Fakir said...

<*Grins...takes a bow*>

Shankz said...

bhai..are you online....??
how the hell do i contact you....?? have you gmail id..but dont think so its working...!!!
and tell me how have you added the youtube widget on the page...

Nanga Fakir said...

I don't come online anymore. Email me. You'll be surprised to see how fast I reply.

For the video gadget, go to layout-->add gadget-->html java script and embed videos. Or you could simply use the video bar gadget listed in the layout section.

Hope that helps.

satyavrat said...

Title made it predictable. Change the title and it would be one hell of a story.

Nanga Fakir said...

Suggest title...

satyavrat said...

WTF might do...

satyavrat said...

or, What the F**k

Ankit said...

seems like if i pinch you with a punch, Ghongha's gonna cry...
is it??

Nanga Fakir said...

Ghongha is an uber man. And as men go, "Mard ko dard nahin hota". So crying etc are out of the question.

ira said...

*lmao*

nice-nice.. nearly kawai!
:-P

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