Monday, February 18, 2008

Dear Subbu

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Nanga Fakir: (Faintly amused) "Nope."

"Ever had one?"

Nanga Fakir: (More amusement) "No."

(Slightly incredulous) "What do you do to pass free time then?"

Nanga Fakir: "Goofy comics, seedy pulp fiction, ultra violent anime."

"Whoa...man are you lucky!"

Nanga Fakir: (Smiling from ear to ear) "I know."

Another V Day passes.

Subbu, take heart. Don't die yet.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another V Day passes.

Nanga Fakir: "I know."

"Whoa...man you are lucky!"

Nanga Fakir: "No."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Nanga Fakir: "Goofy comics, seedy pulp fiction, ultra violent anime."

"What did you do to pass free time then?"

Nanga Fakir: "Dope."

Anonymous said...

Subbu's stunt seems to have paid off!!! (comments)

Nanga Fakir said...

:)

Safari Al said...

I can only asuume that Anon is CJ.

And hell, I do seedy pulp fiction and goofy comics too.

And writing code.


Don't feel too happy, we all know who was fida on Abhinav Anand Dwivedi in college. Too bad, you refused to bathe regularly.

Nanga Fakir said...

Who was??? Damn...I never got to know!

Safari Al said...

Hitman!!!

you did not know that???

Ask pandu...ask CJ...ask tarun. Actually ask panda even.

Nanga Fakir said...

Hitman...nice choice of name. Who came up with that? You?

Tarun R said...

The name was a brand of cheap underwear available at DC.

Nanga Fakir said...

Oh, I see the infinite wisdom behind the choice.

Indus Creep said...

Nopez...i wuz not the anon.

Safari Al said...

Prabha Hitman sold for 18 bucks a pair. Legend has it that, when Mukka ran out of clean ones he rushed to DC and asked for the cheapest. He was handed Prabha Hitman.

I tried looking for a pair to give you-know-who for posterity's sake, but unfortunately DC had stopped stocking those.

veni, vedi, dormivi... said...

I recently heard someone found a pair at a Surathkal store.

Nanga Fakir said...

Vanakkam (did I spell that right?)

Safari Al said...

Name of store please?

Safari Al said...

Shit I missed the matha bashing bangwagon on the last post. I would have been the first one to jump on that. You-know-why.

Matha chuthiya!!!

Hear hear!!!!

veni, vedi, dormivi... said...

I don't know, but I doubt there are a multitude of Surathkalian underwear stores to choose from.

I'm sure when you come around next time you can take back a souvenir.

Indus Creep said...

prabha hitman now available only in pairs :( you get one, you get another that always comes with it (no pun/fun intended)