Nanga Fakir does not claim the origin of the following (origins of such things are, as a rule, hazy), but he does claim to have realised the significance of the following research and edited the editable portions to couch the finding in a different language. And yes, he has begun referring to himself in the third person.
Question: Define as precisely as you can, the term geek.
Answer: A geek is a thirty year old virgin.
The discovery was made while ruminating why geeks love Natalie Portman. Further insights into the nature of this profound question shall be appreciated and published in leading research journals.