Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Defintion of a NewsWagoner (As told by an (ex?) Con)

A good way to describe a(n) (ideal?) Newswagoner is somebody who has been too idealistic once and in anticipation/actual smashing of his ideals (given contact with the real world) has made him disillusioned with the world, thereby turning him into a cynical bastard. His negative energies are then pushed outwards towards the college junta on whom he vents his anger and exposes their miniature intellects. His is nearly always brilliant and likes to exhibit it on a platter. Incredibly conceited and vain, he is one of the most confused entities on earth and resorts to satire to exhale his frustration. He is anonymous and resents and loves it simultaneously-loves it because it provides him solitude as and when it is required (trust me, he requires it often) and hates it because his brilliance wants to be showcased to the world. And yes, most, most importantly, he does have a fucking good sense of humour-a developed sense of humour that is cynical, perverted, caustic, bitter, vitriolic, scathing, satirical and irreverent. Not like the wimps' (read 'Wimps=Those who like pink bunnies') who go to the toilet and cry their hearts out when their name appears in Newswagon. And yes, because his ideals have not still been erased from his head completely, he is either fanatically moral or fanatically immoral, (sometimes at the same time). So he can have very, very high standards from himself-most of them quite ridiculous, considering his track-record.

10 comments:

kislay sinh said...

my fren...solitude satisfies you but irritates u to an extent of the last drop of urine not coming out of ur long fag that u resort to in complete destituition...so finally it comes down to this long procession of dick heads that u would prefer to be in....but again dont u think these so called potential menaces to the society r very reluctant to offer there lond dangling tongue to anything other than...(the things that really matters i.e art\women\addiction\ or in short sucking there own dicks......so in one way or the other sucking ones own dick is not that bad an idea...is it..i resort to that principle...the simplest one-the one that not only is self astisfying but very addictive....
on the other hand pulpiness is QUITE useless as pulpiness flows in a continuum with its overture being the development of enough pressure to fart out enough shit every morning..and the perfect ending being the worry behind why the fuck amnt i able to develop that amount of shitiness as i used to do everyday...the answer lies between the lapse time...that is dream conciousness..as was shown in the waking life...
soseeing ur profile i suppose u r quite a movie buff...or ur propensities being THE art...
well i will like u to watch rashomon-a movie that by akira kurosawa....wateva...njoy..
cheers....women\we-men with short hairs have more wits than women\we-men with long hairs...dont u think so..but its not the same with A MAN...
if insanity is directly proportional to greatness the squareroot of greatness almost the same as being great...is in complete equilibrium with that of the self...so its the orgy of the self for others that we choose among the options that great people opt for...chal njoy...cheers..
if u r really that interestd in movies\music\n novels then we can start our own new world in which every bit of pulpiness alive on this silly little earth would get drowned in the river that of puke n semen that of our silly litle brains...
me..kislay singh..nit alld...civil engg--3--yr..me a fren of shashank singh rathore...had come to know about ur insanity in his words(hahaah...)...and pretty much liked it to his surprise...so lets make everyone struggle to float in this very ocean full of surprises...njoy..cheers.tc.

kislay singh said...

its kislay singh and not kislay sinh...my dear fucking comp

andy said...

Gee that was a long comment and not an easy one to understand either.

Glad to know you are Shashank's friend. How is he? And I hope he had good things to say about me!

Thanks for the comment anyway!

andy said...

Wrong grammar : Not 'in anticipation/actual smashing...' but 'the anticipation/actual smashing..' would've been correct.

Bad grammar! bad grammar!

kislay singh said...

hoo,haa....shashank is absolutely perfect.....oh ofcourse goodness is the thing that i enterpret from someone elses taciturnity.well he talks good about u...
put a little more film reviews on post if possible..
njoy cheers...

andy said...

Its there on the LAN allright. Kickass movie if you ask me. I'll write it for you when you visit.

Anonymous said...

lol!

-speed

Anonymous said...

One more thing though...

"Kissa-e-Fakir : Rantings of an INTELLECTUAL Vagrant (by Abhinav Anand Dwivedi)"
and
"I AM and usually associate with people who are PORIKI and dehati. Intellectuality and sophistication in behaviour is a major turn off for me."

Hmm... contradicting no...? :)


-speed

andy said...

Yeah I know it's funny! It wasn't intended to be that way though!

andy said...

Yes contradictory allright!
Please forgive me O goddess of Logic!!!