Yearbook Testi(cle) for Nitesh

This is my second attempt. Nitesh just explained that this is what most will remember about him and that we wouldn't meet before 10 years. Hence a serious one.

Nitesh is a yo Bihari who studied in an aristocratic Loyola School. I know him as a procurer of women but sadly somehow Pandu and I were always kept out of it. He is also very sweet and girlish in many ways, especially when he laughs that fake laughter of his. He deliberately avoids philosohy because that will make him conscious of many things he would rather not want to remember anyway. Very smart, free and hippiesque, he is cool to be with. Unfortunately during his stay at NIT Surathkal (four years!) he could not hook up with a girl and was mighty frustrated because of this. But I'm not concerned. He's one who will dupe a girl at the slightest opportunity and they will be mighty pleased at what they have-the exact chubby hubby they would have wanted, the same lazy, stubbled, cool Bihari we wanted (and luckily got).